Inside MMF
The insider view of our Red River Metis Government. Often confusing. Sometimes disturbing. Always hilarious.
10/18/25 Called by @buyoursauce in the dying seconds of Day 2: A new culinary partnership between the Red River Metis Nation and “Tribes of Columbia” coming soon to a Safeway near you…
10/18/25 If the stick doesn’t work, try the carrot…
10/18/25 Sorry Calgary, no one has ever heard of a Motion to Postpone…
10/18/25 Reports begin with a straightforward financial update…
10/18/25 To summarize The Leader’s earlier remarks on First Nations…
10/18/25 We have a confirmed call by MMF Insider @itspronouncednucular… something isn’t adding up with those delegate numbers… unless the watch “parties” have suddenly filled up…
10/18/25 So THAT’S how democracy works…
10/18/25 If you say it enough times it’s bound to start catching on eventually…
10/18/25 By immediate decree of the MMF Cabinet: All official references to The Leader shall now use the correct CharTRON pronunciation…
10/18/25 When Cabinet Members overhear citizens campaigning over morning coffee…
10/17/25 Fresh Insider Take: Less unnecessary main floor tables could mean more main floor space for the thousands of totally real registrants… Unless…
10/17/25 Finally a politician who gets it. Well mumbled Mr. Ambassador. Well mumbled...
10/17/25 Called by MMF Insider @273 at 3:57pm… Goodon takes cue from offstage…
10/17/25 Sexy hat confirms fresh Insider tip: Leader is “ready to mingle! Watch out aunties!”
10/17/25 Called by MMF Insider @allhailchartrand…Get your Leader Puzzles while supplies last...
10/17/25 A tale of two lunches...
10/17/25 This morning in the overflow room...
10/17/25 MMF doing its part to bring peace to the Middle East...
10/17/25 Move over Monster Bingo! Want to play along? Submit timestamps below when you hear a square called... 10:10am and already TWO Goodon duck jokes...
10/17/25 Ladies and gentlemen… Your 2025 Resolutions Committee
10/17/25 Our 2025 Red River Metis Assembly officially opens with a prayer and the pledge of allegiance...
10/17/25 Official cause of lineups later found to be growth of Red River Metis Nation... Not lack of organization...
10/16/25 Staff preparations are well underway for the AGA...
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